Scott coming home to Herc watching old home movies of Chuck as a boy and not exactly crying but most of the way there…
isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
Does this mean that when you aren’t actively having sex you become asexual?
my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!